Welcome to Mofakas.

Who and what is Mofakas?

Good question, Ill address the later first. Mofakas is simply slang for motherfuckers.

Who on the other hand is a far more complex question. For the most part Mofakas is my dark alter-ego within me/within all of us.  I use this site to express, vent, and rant my feelings.

Mofakas lives in Salt Lake City, Utah with his lovely Mofakette and lilmofakas.   Although I have thought about the many bonuses you get with polygamy, sadly I’m not attracted to women who wear levis under a flowered full length dress.

I’m not here to preach, nor convince you of what to do.  I write to just vent out my thoughts.  Most of us are big people and if by now you haven’t figured life out, its probably too late.